not a wizard

Sweetie, I just happen to be the one with the boobies ok? Please do not look at me like I must automatically know how to do everything baby-related. Thank you.

damage control

V: I should have quit last week, I feel like I'm just dropping the ball at every turn and I'm so overwhelmed.
P: Well, you have one more week left.
V: *obvious despair and anguish*
P: I mean you have another whole week to get everything back on track, and feel good about leaving. Right? And then you're done and after that all you have to think about is the baby.

Somehow when he says "one more week" it sounds way more optimistic and hope-filled than when I say it.

bachache, boxes

Please excuse my absence... Not only have I been in photoshop-land in most of my spare time but also I moved rather suddenly over the weekend. So I have a great little place now that is cute and mine and the location of which has shaved a full HOUR off of my commute so that I arrive at work in the mornings in less than twenty minutes, and get home afterward in about the same. Which feels like a miracle.

Pictures as soon as all the mess is cleared away!