I've never in the history of ever had thighs that don't touch, though I am usually reasonably fit. I don't much mind the way they look but when I go running in shorts I get an icky rash which is extremely upsetting and painful. And I can't just stop wearing shorts because you guys it is dang hot out and plus I can't get a tan in yoga pants and without a tan I'm pretty sure they kick you out of CA. (Just kidding! Maybe? I don't know, I haven't totally figured this place out yet.)
Anyway. If you have thighs that don't touch... Please, kind wizard, teach me your ways.
You are screaming hilarious.
ReplyDeleteAnd I can't help you out, unfortunately.
No Wizard,
xo CiM